19 6 / 2013
It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
can we talk about how this is still getting notes
we saved your asses.
(via swag--hudson)
19 6 / 2013
A soldier and his squirrel.
Soldiers in Belarus found a little squirrel and brought it to the Warrant officer. The squirrel was very weak and about to die, so the officer took care of it and fed it like a baby every four hours.
Three months ago the guy left the army and now works as a taxi driver and the squirrel is always in his pocket no matter where he goes!
Be still my beating heart.
oh my god.
(Source: shangralafamilyfun.com, via mistercoventry)
19 6 / 2013
18 6 / 2013
- mental illness doesnt go away just because you fall in love
- if someone is ill and you want to be in a relationship with them dont expect to cure them
- their disease is not going to disappear so that you can have your happy ending
(via niggawitdreadz)
18 6 / 2013
Reblog if you’re older than ten and want to go to Disney Land
My sister thinks that I (aged 16) would be the oldest person there besides parents. Prove her wrong?
(via tawnyshine)
17 6 / 2013
Momma Dog -
Funny, funny stuff. If you’ve ever stood watch at a post like this, you know this is the norm :)
I had to scroll through photos of dog moms to find this.
Every single person on my dash has to watch this by law.
(via lotus-invixca)
17 6 / 2013
Hahahahahahahahaaaaaa this was definitely made by a straight guy
What this image really means: “I am terrible at sex.”
THERE IS NOTHING COMPLEX OR DIFFICULT ABOUT THE CLITORIS I’M SO MAD LIKE IT’S RIGHT THERE AND YOU JUST GOTTA TOUCH IT
………I don’t understand why the clitoris is such a mystery
it’s right there
I mean, if you’re a lazy fuck and you don’t care about your partners’ pleasure, then maybe it’s difficult to figure out
but for fucks’ sake, it’s right there, it engorges with blood and everything to make it easier to find
fuck
srsly tho it’s RIGHT THERE
maybe we should retaliate by claiming that we can’t find the penis
“it’s right there!”
“here?”
“no those are my balls”
“in here somewhere?”
“that’s my anus please stop prodding at it”
(Source: makemecome, via ittybittybabysalamander)